Tuesday, May 27, 2014

From The Onion...

Sure feels like it...
Bored GOP Vetting Rand Paul Just To Kill Time Before Viable 2016 Candidate Emerges
From the piece:
“Obviously, there’s not a chance we see the name ‘Rand Paul’ on the ballot in 2016, but running his political positions by a few focus groups and making sure he doesn’t have any dirty laundry that might come up in a hypothetical presidential run is better than just sitting on our hands, you know? To be clear, though, once a halfway appealing centrist whom the American people might actually consider getting behind dips his toes in the water, we’re dropping this whole Rand Paul thing on the spot.”
Read the rest here.

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