Wednesday, January 22, 2014

From The Onion...

Been there, brother.
Best, Most Original Idea Man’s Ever Had Returns 114,000 Google Search Results 
CENTRALIA, PA—After excitedly sitting down at his computer this morning, local man Joshua Liptak discovered that the all-time best, most original idea he has ever conceived of returned upwards of 114,000 Google search results, sources confirmed. “Oh,” said the 32-year-old, noting that a search of his once-in-a-liftetime “absolute goldmine” of an idea promptly netted a whopping 114,786 hits across hundreds of social media and news outlets including Facebook, Twitter, NYTimes.com, and YouTube. “All right. Well, fuck that.” At press time, Liptak was reading a Forbes.com profile of one of the multimillionaires who pioneered Liptak’s idea nine years ago.

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