Tuesday, August 28, 2012

From The Onion...

Isn't it great that The Onion is satirical, and that none of what's in the article below would ever actually happen?
Things That Shouldn't Be Said In Modern Society To Be Said At Least 1,400 Times At RNC
From the piece:
“It’s difficult to comprehend, but dozens of comments on such topics as human relationships and the physical world itself—which will seem as if they were crafted by some primitive unthinking civilization that existed centuries ago—will actually be emphasized, repeated, and used to punctuate key points in every single speech.” 
“And what’s more baffling is that speakers will receive legitimate applause for saying things in public that no reasonable, informed member of society would ever willingly say in private,” she continued. “In fact, the more monstrous and archaic the thing sounds, the more ardent the ovation will be.”
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