Tuesday, August 21, 2012

From The Onion...

In light of his moronic comments regarding abortion, and the subsequent negative fallout they've engendered, Rep. Todd Akin has taken to The Onion to clear the air in a new op-ed entitled, "I Misspoke -- What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog S___ And I Am A Terrible Human Being.'" Here's a highlight:
It’s funny, because, in my head, I remember thinking very vividly, “I, Rep. Todd Akin, am a bigoted jackass who probably should not be alive, let alone in political office. People need to know what a terrible person I am so they will then remember to punch me in the face anytime they get the chance.” But when I opened my mouth and tried to articulate that thought, somehow I blurted out the thing about rape instead of just saying, in plain English, that I am awful, just purely and incontrovertibly awful.
Read the rest here from "Akin" here.

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