Thursday, November 24, 2011

Fowl Play

A few days ago, anti-Muslim nutbar Pamela Geller blazed a new trail in her never-ending battle against truth, justice, and the American way by assailing the Butterball company's complicity in "stealth jihad" for selling halal-certified turkeys (prepared according to Islamic standards) just in time for Thanksgiving (duh-duh-DAH). Muslims: Conquering America one turkey at a time.

In the spirit of the day though, I really am thankful for people like Geller who are so out-and-proud with their stupidity, because they offer an immediate gut-check for all the rest of us over here in "Sane-ville" to know how not to be. And that can't help but be a good thing. So keep on truckin', Pam! Anyway, check out Geller's lunatic screed for all the unintentional hilarity, then read Wajahat Ali's response for humor of the intentional variety.

2 comments:

mezba said...

What I don't understand is if it's halal, why don't they advertise it? That way we Muslims can buy it!

Zaki said...

Seriously, this is the first I heard of it too!